Final Exam for Urban Dog People

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 08/08/2016 at 07:45 • Filed to: None

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1. Choose A or B.

Answer key: If you chose A , then your dog is smarter than you are. Congratulations.

bhtooefr > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 08/08/2016 at 08:13

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This is good shitpost.

Also, at least answer A is in baggies.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 08/08/2016 at 08:19

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Did you forget C? C - Use shovel to catapult fossilized dog doo 60 feet into the air and into your unsuspecting neighbor’s yard.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Bourbon&JellyBeans 08/08/2016 at 08:44

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Two of my neighbors got into a feud over dog poo. Neighbor one didn’t bother to fix his fence after a storm. Neighbor one’s dog decided the open fence was an invitation to spread his territory and leave poop somewhere a bit farther from home. Neighbor two’s daughter stepped in the poop and everyone was upset.

Neighbor two tried to be nice about it, but neighbor one refused to a) keep his dog in his own yard; and b) fix the fence even though neighbor two offered to pay for the repair and even do the work. I’m pretty sure neighbor one liked the idea of less poop in his own yard.

Cue the shovel. This is where neighbor two finally got tired of the dog pooping in his yard and started tossing it over the fence. Then neighbor one started tossing it back. Things escalated until neighbor one flung runny poop into neighbor two’s open garage, soiling his car, the garage, the shelves, some boxes, etc.

That’s when the police got involved.

I’m not sure what happened during those dark times. All I know is that the poop stopped flying and the dog stayed in his own yard. Two months later, neighbor two pulled up stakes and moved to another neighborhood.

Then a new neighbor moved in....

XJDano > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/08/2016 at 09:16

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Are you the new neighbor?

TheRealBicycleBuck > XJDano 08/08/2016 at 09:24

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Nope! Ours was the fourth house built in the neighborhood, we were here nearly a year before the troublesome neighbor moved in.

The guy that bought neighbor two’s house is a preacher, but even his patience is being tried by neighbor one. He hasn’t shared any details yet, but when I ask how things are going with neighbor one, new neighbor two just shakes his head.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/09/2016 at 21:59

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Neighbor Two was bad in this deal.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > bhtooefr 08/09/2016 at 22:01

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...where they are converted from a biodegradable nuisance to genuine polution.

bhtooefr > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 08/09/2016 at 23:46

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I didn’t say it was good, but at least it’s better than it IMMEDIATELY being genuine pollution.